Did you know elephants can properly dispense with rubbish? It’s true! Watch this:
I’m glad I’m a Griffin. I wouldn’t stick my nose–uh, beak–in a can of garbage.
Well, what do you know? My agent has found a way to–what’cha call “pin” my introduction so it’ll stay put as new posts are added. Pretty nifty, I say. If you want to know how it’s done, sashay over to this video tutorial by clicking on this word.
By the way, yesterday my agent posted a new “header image.” What do you think? Not exactly me in all my handsome splendor but it’ll do for now.